I Want to See a Holy Grail War with Servants Like These

I Want to See a Holy Grail War with Servants Like These

I want to see a Holy Grail War where if you win, you get to be lovey-dovey, but if you lose… well…

What you’re talking about isn’t a Holy Grail War, it’s more like a “Holy Pervy War.”

So, what kind of irregularities would happen?

To put it mildly, Boudica doesn’t stand a chance, does she?

>To put it mildly, Charlotte doesn’t stand a chance, does she?

Can I add Huyan Zhuo and BB-chan to the last two slots?

Normally, Saber and Lancer are just too strong.

Each faction should focus on survival, delaying the Holy Grail War indefinitely while being lovey-dovey the whole time.

In a normal Holy Grail War, the stronger the Servant, the higher the mana consumption, making it difficult to sustain them. So there’s a potential path to victory.

Can you defeat Ibuki by making her grow giant and then running her out of gas?

Is the middle faction specialized in causing chaos?

In each faction, the Master and Servant are madly in love with each other, but they’re too embarrassed to admit it—then, suddenly, the Taizan Fukun Ritual goes haywire…!

Let’s start with a ridiculous plan that critically injures Lancer Artoria’s dominant hand.

The person in the top right seems like they’d conduct the war with utmost seriousness, so if you want peace, you’ll need to make sure they fall first.

>>23
While trying to fulfill her responsibilities as a king, Artoria sees Boudica, a fellow queen from Britain, holding hands with her Master while shopping. Seeing that, she starts wanting the same…

Charlotte, who is weak and inexperienced, is definitely the biggest irregularity.

I can’t see any future where Charlotte wins…

>>40
Since it’s a one-on-one relationship, she’ll definitely leave an everlasting scar on her Master’s life.
That’s a huge victory.

Ibuki is definitely going to do something weird…

You’ll need to figure out how to weaken those two who are half-divine spirits.

What if we take down Ibuki in a raid battle and then have Lancer Artoria and Raikou take each other out?

This setup makes Ibuki the clear favorite, with Raikou and Lancer Artoria only having a slight chance.

In a normal Holy Grail War, summoning Ibuki would be impossible, so there’s probably some trick involved.

Ibuki is too strong, so everyone else will have to team up against her.
Even then, they’ll probably get wiped out.

Ibuki’s Master is in danger of drying up… in more ways than one.

I’m not really sure how strong Zenobia is as a Servant.
From the explanations, she seems pretty average.

Somehow, I feel like Kaoruko might be the one to survive until the end.

Well, if we’re talking about winning and losing, it’s going to come down to an epic battle between the top right and top left.
The only one who might be able to take them down is Raikou…?

If we rank them by strength, it would be something like this:
Ibuki
Lancer Artoria
Zenobia, Boudica, Raikou
Murasaki Shikibu
Charlotte
Does that seem right?

>>107
Aren’t your Boudica and Zenobia a bit too strong?

In terms of Noble Phantasms, Raikou might be stronger as a Lancer. What do you think?

This isn’t a Holy Grail War; it’s more like a “Holy Pervy War.”